After a while, a girl starts to get run down. In New York, it happens a lot faster than anywhere else. Between work and my personal life, I have very little time to just be on my own and really relax. Even my weekend days are filled with chores, phone calls, and arguing with loans people about my college loans.
This has lead me to believe I need a vacation. It also lead me to realize I don't have time for a vacation. That fact alone, lead me to write this list:
Top Ten Reasons a Lesbian Takes a Break:
10) You cat starts to ignore your clinginess.
9) The taste for beer and other alcoholic drinks is gone and replaced with...gasp...a thirst for water.
8) You start checking out your boss, and every client that walks into your office...even the men.
7) You go commando. Not because it's sexy, but because you actually have no more clean underwear.
6) You haven't heard about a) Prop8 being declared unconstitutional and b)The Real L Word.
5) You're still crying over your ex. And the ex before her, and the ex before her...
4) Your nails have crossed the line of "need a trim" to "eagle's talons."
3) You start to recognize everyone at the various bars you frequent. And can recite their orders.
2) You start to fall asleep at the bar.
1) You talk excitedly with a friend about an upcoming date and she gives you a funny look and says "Oh, we went out last month. you'll like her..."
Do YOU need a vacation?
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